Halloween 2006 (¿o día de la canción criolla? depende de por dónde se le mire... igual es un día de terrorrrrrr)
Ubicación: varias partes de Lima, a bordo de un bus alquilado especialmente para la ocasión.
Actividad: No señores, no fue fiesta de Halloween. He roto mi tradición. Aunque no tanto... después de todo, ¿pasearse por las calles bebiendo, fastidiando gente y disfrazado de algo no es lo que se hace en esta fiesta pagana?
Disfraz: de deportista (porque a la calle no salgo en buzo ni a la esquina... entonces, salir en ropa de deporte es un disfraz para mí) presta a correr en la Maratón 10K, Despedida de Soltera (de una amiga). En lugar del slogan de Nike, "Cuando llegue a la meta, yo..." listo para completar con plumón en cada polo con un mensaje personalizado, estos polos decían "Cuando yo me case..."... ¿Mi mensaje?

CUANDO YO ME CASE...
SE CONGELARÁ EL INFIERNO

¿De dónde saco esas ideas? Me vino a la mente de una canción que una vez escuché y me pareció graciosísima, y que la letra está sólo en un lugar en internet que ya está fuera de linea (la rescaté del caché de Google):

Hell Froze Over Today
words and music by Roy Zimmerman
© 1994, 1995 Watunes (BMI)
(From "Sing it Loud!," "Folk Heroes" (Reprise) and "The Best of the Foremen")

They installed a condom dispenser at the Vatican
Yasser Arafat said he'd never wear that hat again
The Germans gave every holocaust survivor a Mercedes-Benz
And the Tutsis and the Hutus made amends

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They discovered Jimmy Hoffa in a houseboat on Lake Erie
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong

Woody Allen walked hand in hand with Louis Farrakhan
"Face The Nation" had Cindy Crawford and Bo Derek on
They put the faces of the Chicago Seven on a first class stamp
And they finished the goddamned Robertson off ramp

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor to Timothy Leary
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong

Uncle Sam made reparations for repressions great and small
By creating a society with liberty and dignity and equal opportunity and justice for all

Well, that "Earth Goddess" program on Channel 3 went national
Iran and Iraq became one country called Irrational
Every commuter in greater Los Angeles learned how to ride the bus
And the rich folks said, "Please tax the shit out of us."

Hell froze over today
And I made good on several debts I never thought I'd have to pay
They served something tasty and nutritious in a high school cafeteria
Someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory
Yeah, someone proved conclusively the single bullet theory... was wrong